by zippetydude » Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:18 pm
What I find amazing is the quality of writing by the author of the article, Angela Monroe. It's so awful she might qualify to work for Cynthia's favorite newspaper. She called one gentleman "Palm Desert Henry Sanchez". Is this a new way of giving a person's residence? If so, you could end up with Glen Helen Ellen, Tornado Alley Sally, San Fernando Fernando...it gets worse...if Steve were an Ice Road trucker would they call him Yellow Knife bluerail? That would be confusing. Still, a variation of this could be fun. I came across an article titled, "A Whole Lot Less." Wouldn't it be great if that had been written by Patrick? "A Whole Lot Less" by lilbitmo. Sweet.
With all of the various mistakes in the article, my favorite part is where she tells of the heroic rescue by Carolyn Allen Roth. First, she sets the stage, giving us the person's credentials for being trained and ready to help:
Carolyn Allen Roth is ready for an emergency as a registered nurse, so she jumped into action when she saw a women lying on the Bump and Grind Trail.
Um, what is "a women"? Then she continued the exciting saga:
"I asked if she needed help, and she said yes, yes she was having a heart attack," said Carolyn.
They called 9-1-1."
Whew! Good thing she was a Registered Nurse! I don't think I'm properly trained to dial 911 when someone tells me they're having a heart attack. I'd probably have dialed Domino's with these untrained fingers. I guess that would have been okay, though, since they would have gotten there sooner. Well, either that or we would have had free pizza while we waited for help.
Anyway, back to the thread...I'm afraid this is going to fall into what I call the "They" category. Whenever there's a problem that could be fixed if unlimited money were available, people will tend to say, "They need to do something about this." Well, whoever "they" might be in this instance probably doesn't have the extra cash sitting around to regrade the road to functional standards. So there will be silly complaints always from people who want to suggest what "they" need to do, but of course nothing is accomplished by that. I like the fact that the people on this board actually expect to take care of themselves while on the trail. Makes for a much better crew.
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