by cynthia23 » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:03 pm
Hilarious story, PhysicsLord! I was so amused I googled and actually found the original story. It was actually more complicated, though: a couple took their 80 pound Labrador named Baxter on a hike. They had previously taken him on local one mile hikes and thought he'd be okay. After five miles, the dog's paws were so torn up by the rocky trail he couldn't walk any more. Plus, he was completely exhausted. They didn't want to abandon the dog, and since he was eighty pounds, couldn't carry him out. They called for help, then spent the night with the dog. The rescue team hiked in to get them, but in the dark rocky terrain suffered some minor injuries. They decided that given their own injuries, they couldn't carry the dog out on a litter for five miles, so they called for the helicopter rescue. Even that was complicated; they tied the dog onto the litter okay, but he didn't want to be pulled up through the air and started trying to break free. They had to clear brush to land the helicopter and (finally) coax the dog aboard.
Moral of the story, or most rescue stories, really: think things through beforehand. You can't suddenly multiply a man, woman, or beast's previous hiking mileage by a factor of five and expect all to turn out well. And: if you're hiking somewhere, you must also plan to get back from the 'where'. If you (or your dog, or kid, or partner) are getting tired now, it's time to stop and turn around. Don't wait until you're exhausted and sick and it's too late.
Q: How many therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change ...