by zippetydude » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:00 pm
What, nobody could pick up a stick and whack the thing? It seems that time must have been a critical factor, which would indicate severe bleeding...no one noticed that? Bizarre story. Should have ended like this:
After the aggressive goat tried to guard the body, his companions picked up a large stick and made it into a new type of goat called a Dead Goat.
The injured man was quickly whisked off to medical care, and was later released from the hospital. He plans to return to hiking as soon as possible, but will carry "Goat Spray" in the future.
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