New Joshua Tree Attraction

[AlanK]

From the Los Angeles Times

Man hurls thousands of golf balls inside national park
September 17, 2009 | 3:38 pm

A man claiming that he was paying tribute to dead golfers tossed up to 3,000 golf balls into the biggest sand trap he could find — Joshua Tree National Park.

But where 57-year-old Douglas Jones saw commemoration, park rangers saw wholesale littering. He now faces possible jail time and other sanctions.

"Sometime around 2007, our rangers began discovering large quantities of golf balls in some turnout areas of the park," said park spokesman Joe Zarki. "We were wondering what was going on here. There were also some tennis balls involved."

Rangers also found cans of fruit and vegetables left in the desert along with park literature tossed about.

"He would collect permits from backcountry permit boxes and throw them all over," Zarki said. "There was no rhyme or reason to it."

On Aug. 17, rangers finally caught up with the La Quinta man, who immediately confessed.

"He said he did it because he wanted to honor all the golfers who had died," Zarki said. "He left the cans of fruit and vegetables supposedly for the assistance of stranded hikers."

And the park permits and literature?

"He wanted to leave his mark," Zarki said.

Contrary to what rangers originally thought, Jones wasn't chipping golf balls into the desert with a club. He was hurling them from his car.

The balls, numbering between 2,000 and 3,000, were unlikely to pose a threat unless a hapless animal mistook one for an egg and tried to swallow it, Zarki said. But the cleanup was a different story.

"We estimate we spent about 373 staff hours or about $9,000 on this case," he said.

Jones was cited for littering, feeding wildlife and abandoning property. He will appear before a federal judge later this month. If found guilty, he could be fined, sent to jail or banished from the park.

Jones was unavailable for comment Thursday. He lives with his 84-year-old father, Douglas, who didn't know about the incident until a reporter called him.

"It certainly sounds strange," his father said. "He hikes out in Joshua Tree every three months or so and he golfs maybe once a week. But I don't know where he would get that many golf balls."

He did, however, note that his son works at a local golf course.

—David Kelly

[Zé]

what an ass!

the La Quinta man,

bluerail?!

[lilbitmo]

what an ass!

the La Quinta man,

bluerail?!

And he went a long way from home to be that "Ass", what was he thinking.

This guy needs a little 5150 time - three day lock down in the funny farm.

There's something wrong with this man, something big.

[Rumpled]

That guy needs some help!
Looks like playing golf has driven him mad.

[bluerail]

yea Joe....it was me. I thought the tortoises might want to play with the balls. I was going to use tennis balls but I had way more golf balls laying around.

Anyway....I'm off to the funnyfarm, talk soon