Fern kept me in hysterics the day I climbed Ontario Peak with him and Steve last winter and climbed many a tree, in his crampons, but by far my favorite FERN (Fern Exhibiting Radical Nonsense) was the Helmet Glissade...
p.s. HJ, if you can come up with a better acronym for FERN, it's all yours. that N was a doozey.