I have no problem with most of the even numbered requests, although number 12 seems particularly cruel!
Still, look at the odd ones:
1 - somkin is a verb that I do not recognize. Is it some rare Transylvanian dialect?
3 - What do you mean?
5 - Why make exceptions?
7 - Okay, it would be tempting, you gotta know that!
9 - So, no dying on the hike?
11 - bluerail is funny, but not necessarily in the "ha ha" sense!
13 - 13 a is cool, but the second clause - would you be Delilah to his Sampson? What if there are some Philistines on the trail that day?
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