Hi everyone, I am seeking input/opinions on the pressing matter of The Crazydude's stuff. For those of you who don't know, here is the back story: in October, a lunatic attempted to climb Skyline. We know he was a lunatic because this is what he did: he carried a full load of camping gear (tent, sleeping bag, several gallons of water, gas tank) Not too surprisingly, Crazydude experienced problems. At around 2500, in the middle of the Shady Slope, he abandoned ship. Or, more precisely, all of his gear. Now, at this point, one would presume that CD, being thus exhausted, would turn and go back down. But CrazyDude took the road less traveled. Minus any gear whatsoever now, including any water, he went UP. Amazingly, he made it to the tram. Then, Eric the Ranger became involved when he got a call that a crazy, agitated man was demanding a free ride down on the tram. Crazydude, acting on the little known Tram rule, "Certified Lunatics Ride Free!" felt strongly that he should not have to pay to go down. And anyway, having left absolutely everything (including his sanity?) on the shady slope, he had no money. CD became so obstreporous that Eric had to pull his gun. In the end the Trammies decided that the whole thing was turning into a bad scene and let Crazydude ride down free. He took the tram down and disappeared. Like a fairy tale troll, he has not been seen since.
However his stuff has. All of his gear is still sitting on the Shady Slope. In a tribute to our intense honesty--or, our intense fear of body lice--no one has touched Crazydude's stuff. It has been sitting there since October.
Now, I believe CD has been up there, and possibly camped there a time or two, because I have noted the stuff has shifted a bit, and there is a flattered area of brush. Though why anyone would choose to "camp" on an unstable slope well above the angle of repose which is littered with poorly balanced giant boulders the size of Volkswagens, is beyond me. It is not something anyone in their right mind would do. But then we have established that Crazydude is not in his right mind. But leaving aside the madness of the thing, it appears to me that the stuff has basically been abandoned. The tent and sleeping bag are just unsightly, but what concerns me is the can of gas. Now, I'm no rocket scientist, but I'm pretty sure that flammable gas is, well, flammable. And I'm no mountain man, but I'm also pretty sure, using my finely honed wilderness intuition, that having a can of flammable gas sitting baking for months on end in the hot Sonoran sun on a mountain filled with tinder dry brush, is not a good thing.
Here's my long-winded point--should I take the can of gas? Does anyone have any reason to think that maybe Crazydude is actually living up there and using his stuff? I don't want to deprive a lunatic of his flammable gas--although come to think of it, maybe I do ...
I was thinking of taking the gas and leaving a note explaining that I thought it was abandoned but if he wants it back to call me. But for some reason I don't want to leave my phone number for a paranoid schizophrenic that Eric felt he had to draw his gun on. Call ME crazy.
Ok, Skylies, what should we do?
I await your Solomon-like wisdom ....