Hikin_Jim wrote:Excellent write up (and very encouraging). May I borrow your Sherpa?

HJ
Skyline Sherpas?

Nice! I'm seeing a new opportunity to make money here.
And with any new business opportunity comes a new marketing strategy: "You Hike It - We Haul It!"
And all marketing strategies must appeal to a particular demographic: "Hike Skyline in Style! Premium Services for Discriminating Skyline Hikers." This weeds out the poor people (like me) who have to stoop to carrying their own gear.
The standard service would include water and sweet/salty snacks. Optional ($$) services could include Performance Foods such as gels and electrolyte solutions, fresh-baked muffins a la Hikin' Jim, an inflatable mattress pad for relaxing/napping at Flatrock, and/or a congratulatory beer at the Tram Bar. Premium services ($$$) might include a personal trainer to coax/implore/demand/force you to reach Grubbs Notch in a specified time frame. The Ultra-Premium Service ($$$$) would (of course) be to "hike" via palanquin, where four burly athletes carry you up the mountain, as you ride in luxury, nose held high, looking down upon the hoi-palloi.
Finally, as with all dangerous and demanding activities, a legal disclaimer must also apply: "Hike at your own risk! People have died hiking this trail! Skyline Sherpas LLC is not liable for anything whatsoever, and reserves the right to change the terms of the agreement at any time without notice! Consult your physician before hiking the Skyline Trail!"

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